I was out of my bed for a whole 3 hours today

*pats self on back*

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

(via ive-been-sherl0cked)

immishabitch:

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

(via ive-been-sherl0cked)

zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via ive-been-sherl0cked)

napoleonbonapoptart:

If you get me chipotle you will get chipotlaid

(via mollyalice)

pourim:

ibock:

skittles what the fuck

i think they tasted the wrong rainbow

pourim:

ibock:

skittles what the fuck

i think they tasted the wrong rainbow

(via ive-been-sherl0cked)

milkouji:

my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena 

(via fucking-sherlock)

sopranish:

flying-shark-activate:

I never understood this reference until i looked “girls” up 

so is Crowley saying that Sam should be his bff and love him? 

Pretty much.

(Source: ithurtslikehell, via always-obsessed-with-something)

thrillionaire:

just spooning my girlfriend

out of her container

it’s ice cream

(via ive-been-sherl0cked)